Some food for thought... and look, it's colorful! :-P
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
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Hee Hee. Just wanted to try and get a smile or two out of y'all.
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
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Hee Hee. Just wanted to try and get a smile or two out of y'all.
posted by lonely palmtree at 1:51 AM
3 Comments:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! .... "If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?" .... that definitely put a smile on my face today ;)
"If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?"
I'm telling.
hahahahaaa
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