Something to make you smile...
WARNING: If you don't like corny jokes, then don't read this post. :-P
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Q: What to eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: Where do you find a man with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: Because it scares the dog.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Q: What to eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: Where do you find a man with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: Because it scares the dog.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
posted by lonely palmtree at 4:04 PM
9 Comments:
Ok, the fish one ("Dam") and the trailor one were just hilarious. I nearly spit out my coke.
*I guess I like corny jokes then, huh? Lol
I hope things are going better for you! I've been praying for you and even spoke about you at my narcolepsy support group this past weekend. Some of the group members are trying to research ways to help you. Should they email me with ideas, I'll certainly let you know! :)
Awwwwwwwwww isn't Deanndra just the best :D
Hey AD Daughter I heard from your Dad today what you have to go through the next two weeks. You know if there is anything I can do just let me know and as always I'll keep you in my prayers. Hang in there and know you are loved and cared for by many. Call me tomorrow if you get a chance. Love AD MOM
teehhee
so hows it goin AD Sis? :)
Geez Gareth, it's about TIME you acknowledge that! I've waited long enough! Lol. ;-)
everyone ~ I've kinda been bad about keeping up with everyone's blogs lately, but I promise I'll get caught up this weekend cuz I wanna know how all of y'all are doing. :-)
deanndra ~ I'm glad you got a kick out of the jokes. I appreciate your prayers and support more than you can know. I hope everything is going well for you.
gareth ~ yes, she most certainly is. :-)
tina ~ I'm still chuggin along, AD Sis. How's everything been going for you? I'm hoping to get to spend some more time with AD Mom so maybe we could hang out some then, also. :-)
misty ~ I appreciate your prayers. It was really good getting to talk to you yesterday so I promise I'll be in better touch with you. You're so good to me, and that definitely does not go unnoticed. Love ya! ~ AD Daughter
everyone ~ I've kinda been bad about keeping up with everyone's blogs lately, but I promise I'll get caught up this weekend cuz I wanna know how all of y'all are doing. :-)
deanndra ~ I'm glad you got a kick out of the jokes. I appreciate your prayers and support more than you can know. I hope everything is going well for you.
gareth ~ yes, she most certainly is. :-)
tina ~ I'm still chuggin along, AD Sis. How's everything been going for you? I'm hoping to get to spend some more time with AD Mom so maybe we could hang out some then, also. :-)
misty ~ I appreciate your prayers. It was really good getting to talk to you yesterday so I promise I'll be in better touch with you. You're so good to me, and that definitely does not go unnoticed. Love ya! ~ AD Daughter
Palm- AWWWW, how sweet. :-)
Gareth, I guess that means what you said would have to be considered "sweet" too. Shoot. Hehe KIDDING! :-p
Oh Palm...dear sweet tired palm, I of all people, know what it is like to get behind with the blogs. You have my total PERMISSION to read mine on a monthly basis, if not less. I'm totally good with that. Trust me. Even Gareth will agree. Lol.
:-)
Have a great weekend!
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