Kinda hating Walgreens right now...
Walgreens goofed and STILL hasn't filled my lortab prescription (aka the medication that allows me to at least *sorta* function minimally day to day) so I'm in a world of pain right now. AND I get to go to the physical therapist for the first time tomorrow morning. On no pain pills. **YIPE!!!** Yeah, so I'm not really looking forward to that. Wish me luck. :-/
And on top of that I feel like a heel for not calling Ad-Mom today like I said I would. :-( I'm sorry I've been crappy about keeping in touch better. I just always seem to be sleeping when you're awake, and vice-versa but hopefully that will be changing soon.
It's been a rough day, so I think I'm gonna go try and get some sleep.
But to make sure this email isn't completely boring and negative, here's yet ANOTHER random list to hopefully get a smile or two out of y'all...
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20 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. (hee hee)
15. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. (how true)
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
20. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
And on top of that I feel like a heel for not calling Ad-Mom today like I said I would. :-( I'm sorry I've been crappy about keeping in touch better. I just always seem to be sleeping when you're awake, and vice-versa but hopefully that will be changing soon.
It's been a rough day, so I think I'm gonna go try and get some sleep.
But to make sure this email isn't completely boring and negative, here's yet ANOTHER random list to hopefully get a smile or two out of y'all...
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20 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. (hee hee)
15. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. (how true)
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
20. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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